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i'm aliya and i'm having a perpetual existential crisis over tyler posey

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reading: slaughterhouse 5, crime and punishment, game of thrones

watching: teen wolf, supernatural, criminal minds, bates motel, hannibal, the walking dead

catching up on: elementary (s2), true detective (s1), parks and recreation (s2)
etc

til pemberton

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alienfucker

What an amazing piece of produce.

I have all these really nice avocados in my house but I dont really have anything to use them in.  I don’t really like them enough to eat them solo.  However, avocados are one of the most appealing fruit.  Seriously they are spectacular.  All black and brown and kinda green on the outside, and this spectacular green on the inside with a pit that almost appears wooden.  What an amazing piece of produce.

breathtakingtragedy replied to your post: pontonn: alltimeboners: i’m trying t…

come live with me let my family adopt u then u will get into york university for free bc my dad works there so if u want to get stabbed thats the place to be

perfect i’ll live under your bed

Tuesday, February 19th 2013.

pontonn:

I got a haircut today.  I am unsure if I like it.  We have to read this 21 page short story for English.  I really don’t like it.  I am about 13 pages in and have about zero drive to continue.  I guess I just gotta get er done eh.  Real Canadian sentence right there.  I just hope Heywood doesn’t assign an essay or something for this paragraph.  Whatever.

  I guess I just gotta get er done eh

pontonn:

I love Lil B ;-; :3

:3

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, :3  

pontonn:

alltimeboners:

i’m trying to apply for scholarships and i’m literally not even eligible for most of them just because uvic’s already given me money

they’re all $1000-1500 scholarships and it’s like “if you’ve already received a scholarship exceeding this amount you aren’t eligible” 

fuck offfffffffff

Straight White Girl Problem #84

Wanting more money from a University but being turned down because they already gave you a ton of money.

straight white guy problem #69

when you have all these really nice avocados in your house but you don’t have anything to eat them in and you don’t really like them enough to eat them solo

What an amazing piece of produce.

Anonymous asked:
i have the same sense of humor as u regarding 4/20 like i exploit it at every possible opportunity and it's really stupid and probably makes me sound like a stoner but anyway have u ever actually smoked

same i’m the master of 420 jokes but it has no real basis oops 

Sunday, February 10th 2013.

pontonn:

Long weekend Sundays are prime.  The best.  Better than Saturday.  I am watching Top Gear attempting to write my English paragraph.  I love Top Gear.  I have all these really nice avocados in my house but I dont really have anything to use them in.  I don’t really like them enough to eat them solo.  However, avocados are one of the most appealing fruit.  Seriously they are spectacular.  All black and brown and kinda green on the outside, and this spectacular green on the inside with a pit that almost appears wooden.  What an amazing piece of produce.  On the bright side I think my car is fixed for good.  What a journey.  Water leaks are not fun boys and girls.